I don't want to share

If you're a caregiver, you'll get this one.

Ever tried to shower in silence?
Go to the bathroom alone?
Sleep through the night?
Eat your own dinner?

It used to drive me crazy, this togetherness. Truth be told, I do like my alone time. It's how I recharge. But I get it now. The people like me, the dogs like me, they always. Want. To. Be. Near. Me. Even at my worst. Awe. Isn't that cute?

I share my space, my food, my sleep, my bathroom, my body for nine months, and even my pillow. Now, back off the swedish fish. That's just crossing the line!